My Pastor says I am Terminal

My Pastor stands in the pulpit, looks down at me and says, “Yes, you are terminal”. Doesn’t sound very encouraging, does it? Then he continues and in a little while says, “All complaining is against the God of glory”. But I like to complain. Here are some of my complaints:

1. People who park their cars on the line, instead of between the lines
2. People who drive between the rows of parked cars with their dog in their lap
3. People who blow smoke in my direction
4. The woman in the next lane with the cell phone who crossed the line and almost hit me
5. The girl in the car ahead putting on her makeup
6. The scam emails about the lottery I won
7. That girl who walks her dog and lets him do his business on my lawn
8. The one who steals gasoline by driving away is raising the cost to me
9. After the LIE, she said she “misspoke”
10. After another LIE, he said it was just a little “gaffe”

Got any complaints you would like to share. After all, these aren’t big things, only little white complaints. One might say they hardly count.